The cleaning guys were excited over a woman with an applejack booty wearing tight purple velvet pants. One of them wished out loud that he'd love to see her in a thong.

Stubs Nubs

He squitted and squirted in the trees above Lafayette Park. I still couldn't understand a word it said.

Tussle

It wasn't a party I voted for yesterday. I voted for an idea. A dream.

A Bit Sad But It's Predictable

Ah! The good ole days when people you didn't even know were alive. When they die you act as though you knew them. *Sigh* Adrienne Shelly RIP.

Water Child

It was born with many eyes. I had to flush it.

Mama, He's Crazy


Jessie: Is that maple syrup?
Mushmouth: Yep!
Jessie: Can I have some?
Mushmouth: Nope!
Jessie: Why not?
Mushmouth: I'm waiting for the butter to melt.
Jessie: What butter?
Mushmouth: That butter! (pointing to the moon)
Jessie: Oh.