A New Political Party

This 2 party system doesn't work so as of right now, I shall create a new and better party.
A party like no other. A party with few rules. A party where people will enjoy life to the fullest.
A party that protects the common man or woman. A humane party. It shall be called :
'The Kick-Ass Party'. Members can truly tell other people how they feel and when asked what party affiliation you are...you reply:" I'm an Ass Kicker!" and be damned proud of it.