The Carl Cephas and Willy Fitchsnizzle Show

Where the unknown logic of time and space dances before your very eyes.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Knuckle Kids on Parade


I was tempted to bring my kids with me for bring your kids to work day but they were all dried-up.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

The Loving Tenders

Oh be it. So tender love. Let me spank it. Fear not, the walls are made of cement. No sounds shall escape our
box o lust. Slap on slappy. Slappity slap slap. Uhnk!

Good Gosh! The Curses are Good this Day!

And ye shall pick and scrape fore ye now have a babboons arse. Deal with it, Shorty. You been askin for it.

Aint gonna be no more candy for you, Bub!

Well it looks like the brain has got the hotness and sadfullness. Let it rain pain and shame on thems that have shussed me. The guy from Metafilter had the best curse of them all. He said:
"I hope their asses fill with bees!" Now if that don't just beat all. Heck yeah!