Smokem Ef U Got Em
The busdriver,the paramedic, and the worried passerby smoked away on their cigarettes as
the lady was wheeled off the bus. One of the paramedics offered the woman oxygen as she fought for air. What was wrong with her, the smokers thought?

For Such a Nuttle Will Get You Twenty

She left her shavings in the sink and on the floor. I had the choice of either sleeping another half an hour or cleaning up her mess. I slept on and dreamt of warm rice noodles.

STUBS MISSING IN ACTION


Calling all cars....calling all cars...be on the look-out for side-kick companion Stubs. Last seen in the vicinity of the White House. I got a feeling that Dick Cheney went-a-hunting and snagged more than weasels.

Huh! What's going on!?

Missing Items

Yikes! The coffee genie granted me a sleep wish. So I took a nap during lunch.

The coffee leaves floated daintily to the curb. I crushed them with my boot. I added some hot water and the next thing I know....I'm being screamed at by some ghetto mama and a cop.
Yay caffeine run. Yay cafiend run.