The Friendly Vegan Zombie

Apparently I may have died in my sleep, thus becoming a zombie because I woke up. Being a friendly chap and one who doesn't eat a lot of meat, humans should have no fear of me. I can't seem to get used to the smell of human brains. They smell of caramel and roasted nuts. Did I mention, that I am also diabetic.

Boondertwad Nighty!

I say old chap. That was a nice nap you just took. "Gosh!" said the stranger,"and I missed my stop.
I'll surely be fired."
"Tough Boondertwad," I replied.