The Carl Cephas and Willy Fitchsnizzle Show

Where the unknown logic of time and space dances before your very eyes.

Saturday, April 19, 2008


Quiffer Whiffers

I noticed that all the industrial cleaners either say the word POWERFULL or contain
Febreeze.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

"Woof he he he he he! Woof he he he he he!"
"Look at them go. We sure pulled one off on them eh, Tally"
"Woof!"

Saturday, April 12, 2008


Sometimes in dreams, I appear in canine form
and forget to walk on all fours.
The next knock you hear may be me at your
door.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Carbs to the left of me. Carbs to the right of me. Diabetes.