The Carl Cephas and Willy Fitchsnizzle Show

Where the unknown logic of time and space dances before your very eyes.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008


They's was outside..see....and it was already dark.
It was 3 of them. They chased me and I got away.
You got any beer?

Wednesday, August 20, 2008


The gorilla shouted, " Carl be at your best! Be at your worst! You've lived a good life, don't die of this curse!" and they vanished back into the forest.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008


Upon awakening from her usual mid day nappy poo. Nanny Nan found herself on the Carl Cephas and Will Fitchsnizzle Show. No tellyprompter or cue-cards. This was the real thing.

Willy: I understand you were the first choice for the Joker in the new Batman movie?

Nanny Nan: *speechless and looking for an exit. There is none*

Uncomfortable silence.