His parents gave him over to the Easter Thing

They're going to look back and think, "Gee!
Why is our kid like this? We gave him everything.
Remember how happy he looked that Easter?"

OH Snap!

Oh Snap! We didn't have any memorable exploits for our fans this fine February. It's gone! Over with!
This is March! That's it...don't look surprised!
Get over it! I didn't have any time. Try the de-cafe!
Oh well!