Ken is the answer

The old lady reached into her purse and pulled out a crumpled piece of paper. She laid it out flat on the counter, turning it so that the clerk could read it. "Oh!", he replied. The old lady was then escorted to a back room to await her paid companion.

A New Political Party

This 2 party system doesn't work so as of right now, I shall create a new and better party.
A party like no other. A party with few rules. A party where people will enjoy life to the fullest.
A party that protects the common man or woman. A humane party. It shall be called :
'The Kick-Ass Party'. Members can truly tell other people how they feel and when asked what party affiliation you are...you reply:" I'm an Ass Kicker!" and be damned proud of it.

My Television is on the blink

Chaos is once again in control of my tv.
I sense a pattern somewhere.